Monday, July 8, 2013

I suck at the “passive” part but I totally ROCK at the “aggressive”

  Good morning! So recently I found this hilarious blog called Passive-Aggressive Notes: funny (if not necessarily “passive-aggressive”) notes from pissed-off people. I can’t even tell you how much it cracks me the holy hecky up to see so many notes left in so many different locals over things no one wants to confront anyone over face-to-face.

  Anyway, reading some of the notes and signs has given me an idea. Maybe if I start leaving Post-its around the house, it’ll make things a little less tense for the family members who keep annoying bugging asking me about this stuff. Or, at the very least, I can get a good chuckle over it.

  So here are my attempts at my own passive-aggressive notes:

Left on washer:
 Need clean clothes? Repeat after me, “Nudity is for the bold and underwear are for the weak!”

On basement door:
  Chickens will continue sleeping in basement until Coon-zilla-proof mini-coop is completed. 
Remember, if you‘re busy bitching instead of building, then you‘re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.

On fridge door:
  To the Offspring who spends 30 minutes of every night repeatedly rummaging through the fridge and cabinets with intermittent sighing; You’ve got a driver’s license and a bank account and Wall-Mart’s open 24/7.
  PS Bring me chocolate or you’re grounded!

On oven door-
  You think I should cook you dinner and I think you should rub my feet. Now we’re both disappointed.

  So whatdya think? Any notes you’d like to leave for family, friends, neighbors or coworkers?

PS In all reality, I’m a TOTAL chicken-shit because I took all of them down before anyone else got outta bed. Maybe I AM better at the whole “passive” thing than I thought. *sigh*

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