Saturday, November 24, 2012

Ghost Of Seuss




  Good morning! I was all prepared to write this lovely, BRILLIANT essay on today’s prompt, “If I had more than 24 hours in a day…(or unlimited spoons or funds).

  What happened next can only be described as my eyes rolled back in my head and I was visited by the Ghost of Seuss once more! This time it was a la If I Ran The Zoo.


If I Won Some Dough



 

I’ll tell ya what I’d do
If I won some dough
I’d build a big house
That wasn’t just for show



I’d fill it with folks
From far and from near
And surround it with Docs
With big listening ears



They’d listen and think
They’d work on a fix
They’d solve all your aches
To get you home quick



The halls would be filled
With clowns in thick padding
And paintball guns abound
For when you need venting


There’d be laughter, some tears
There’d be people like you
Who knew just exactly
What you’re going through



Potty stops every foot
For the retention impaired
And the inside lane reserved
For racing wheel chairs


No one would have to hide
The days they felt yucky
And everybody would know
That they’re alive so they’re lucky


For now it’s just a dream
This much may be true
But if I won some dough
This is just what I’d do!


Bonbon Break

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